Topics in this episode: --Barack Obama complains about being asked tough questions by ABC --Hillary Clinton takes a shot of whiskey in an effort to be a regular person --Earthquake in the Midwest --Bruce Springsteen endorses Obama --Rapper Akon gets embarrassed for faking a criminal past ...

Two guys on a quest to prove the existence of Bigfoot say that the carcass, encased in a block of ice by two men who claimed to have found it, was slowly thawed out and discovered to be a rubber gorilla outfit. Calls to the two men about the fake discovery havent been returned.