Taking care of elephants can be very dangerious as this zoo keeper in Mexico found out. His helper tries to rescue him but it's to late. He will have to take out a mortgage on his house to get enough money to pay for his injuries. Most of which are to his pride.
From Wikipedia: Elephants...

Data released by the United States Environmental Protection Agency shows that somewhere between 500 billion and a trillion plastic bags are consumed worldwide each year. Less than 1% of bags are recycled. It cost more to recycle a bag than to produce a new one. There's harsh economics behind...

Two brothers were wrestling in the kitchen, knocked over a couple of chairs and they were headed for the china cabinet when they heard this coming from the sink were Mamma was washing the dishes...

Ok, come down from that tree right now or Mamma's going to come up there and get you...